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African Standstill

A rare breed of turtle located on the coast of Niger. Known for its quick movements, only seen when no one else is around. Food source(s): Oxygen
1st Person: "That is an amazing turtle!"
2nd Person: "Ah, the African Standstill. Don't turn your back on it, you'll never see him again."
African Standstill by kingHaxsor February 17, 2009

a standstill 

When having sex and the guy tells the girl not to move and they both are being perfectly still and then he cums anyway.
Bro, I cannot believe I did a standstill with Jade last night only 4 minutes in. I doubt I'll be hitting that again!

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a standstill by Mexican Juan May 24, 2016

puerto rican stand-still 

Any confrontation involving three or more individuals at odds with each other, usually brandishing weapons such as broken cerveza bottles and chain wallets, that ends in a stalemate.
That punta Hector brought his panty waste brother Jose to Esteban's crib and tried to throw down. Esteban was going to waste their punk asses, but it was obvious they were in a Puerto Rican Stand-Still when Esteban's friends bounced and the three of them realized they all had no back and were just gonna blast each other away without anyone walking away breathing.

Ash Stonestill

An evil reaper popular in their land to trap teenagers from earth and force them to play deadly games. Disappeared July 27th 2021 to an unknown world.
He did not want to play Fortnite and won't stop talking about crack muffins Ash Stonestill.
Ash Stonestill by 0ffici4l_JJ January 3, 2022