3 definitions by The Gun Monkey
1. Some dank as fuck weed.
2. What Jamaica uses to power their atomic bong, rumored to have been cultivated at a secret weapons lab on Ganja Mountain.
2. What Jamaica uses to power their atomic bong, rumored to have been cultivated at a secret weapons lab on Ganja Mountain.
1. Man, that was some straight up Bongtonium!
2. Hey mon, time to hit da atomic bong. Shit, we got no Bongtonium, mon!
2. Hey mon, time to hit da atomic bong. Shit, we got no Bongtonium, mon!
by The Gun Monkey August 2, 2018
A human (presumably) subspecies found in every single Democrat controlled area in the United States. Stemmers possess only an extraordinarily primitive brain stem which governs their basic bodily functions, and a hyperactive fight or flight reflex that kicks into overdrive whenever they are exposed to facts that conflict with the leftist media propaganda they consume on a daily basis. Stemmers are typically seen in internet cafes, slurping on soy lattes and making use of the free wifi while bitching about how the Right Wing is the source of everything currently wrong with the country, around college campuses where they go to (presumably) get an education, protesting for some obscure leftist cause with groups such as Antifa, or lurking in their parents basement well into their 20s and 30s because they absolutely refuse to grow up and face the challenges of adult life.
by The Gun Monkey April 2, 2022
The protagonist of a series of commercials advertising Jack Link's Beef Jerky. Sasquatch is depicted as a large, hairy humanoid who is always getting pranked by humans eating Jack Link's Beef Jerky. This leads to Sasquatch becoming enraged and retaliating against his antagonists, with hilarious results.
by The Gun Monkey September 24, 2015