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When someone enjoys behaving and/or speaking in a sarcastic manner so much, you could swear they get off on it.

The act of obtaining significant emotional fulfillment from being sarcastic, usually at someone else's expense by insulting their intelligence with sarcasm.
I really think he likes the shirt his girlfriend picked for him!
Nah, he really hates it. Just having another sargasm.
by Rowdypanda November 30, 2010
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To use sarcasm and orgasm at the same time.
"Oh yeah, that was the banging of a lifetime." "Is that what you call sargasm?" "Is that what you call sex? ZING!"
by $$$ February 21, 2004
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To cut it short, a fake/sarcastic orgasm, usually used during pity sex.
Lucy: I had a sargasm last night during sex with John. He didn't realise and came out smiling like a fool.
Aly: Genius.
by CrypticGirl April 17, 2011
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While having sex with an azn or small guy, faking an orgasm so he doesnt feel bad.
I had sex with this chinese guy last night, I had the biggest sargasm,
by Madmike69 May 18, 2011
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When one sarcastically orgasms all over someone's face.
Damn bro she just Sargasmed all over your face.
by Erocciroc April 24, 2013
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Christine announced her sargasm while rolling her eyes, "Oh yes, yes you are so good, oh baby you bring the woman out of me. Now get off of me you fat bastard!".
by Bat Fastard May 02, 2006
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Instead of saying fake orgasm. It's an orgasm that isn't meant.
Guy 1: Dude I don't think my girlfriend's really feeling me. Guy 2: why? Guy 1: cause I swear to God last night she Sargasmed
by Jamee S (QueenIdle) January 02, 2014
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