Faking an orgasm; or, pretending to enjoy said orgasm but being extremely sarcastic about it.

Derived from the words "sarcastic" and "orgasm."
Nah, it was a sargasm. He's actually terrible in bed.
#sarcasm #orgasm #sargasm #sex #pleasure
by WorldOfKelso June 28, 2010
Sarcasm done by none other than Sargon!
Guy 1: I don't like your sarcasm.
Sargon: It's called Sargasm and deal with it!
#sargon #sarcasm #sargasm #deal #don't
by SJSBSAC March 07, 2010
1. When a girl makes it so obvious that the guy fucking her is doing a bad job by doing a completely sarcastic orgasm.

2. When a guy sarcastically pretends to climax when the girl is doing a terrible job sucking him off, often followed by a unimpressed face such as -.-
Phil: I was fucking Barry's girlfriend last night and she totally sargasmed... I was like what? Am I doing something wrong?

John: It was probably just your technique mate, did you return the sargasm?

Phil: Naa, she was doing a pretty good job I have to admit.
#orgasm #sarcasm #sarcastic #orgasmic #climax #jizz #cum #sragasm #sargams #sragsam #saragsm
by jayjayg7 January 10, 2012
1. (n) A conversation which takes place between two or more people, often close acquaintances, possibly after sex, which is so awash in sarcasm that it may be utterly baffling to any passers-by who happen to be listening in.
Typical sargasm:

Dude, have you heard about that up-and-comer Meagan Fox?

Yeah, she's too fat and ugly to ever make it in showbiz, though. She better stick to those Oscar-bait indie films.

I know. I also heard she's planning on staying chaste till marriage. And she's a man.
#sarcasm #orgasm #sex #meagan fox #lie #falsification
by BIG_PAPA69 July 11, 2010
Like faking it, but obvious. Can be used during really bad intercourse, or just in daily conversation.
"Oh. Oh yeah. You're my Apollo rocket of love. God, yes. My world has been thouroughly rocked. Get off me now."
by CSteel December 02, 2004
To use sarcasm and orgasm at the same time.
"Oh yeah, that was the banging of a lifetime." "Is that what you call sargasm?" "Is that what you call sex? ZING!"
by $$$ February 21, 2004
Sarcasm that can lead to an orgasm.
He was so funny I had a sargasm.
#orgasm #sarcasm #funny #hilarious #sexy
by L Desi January 28, 2008
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