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The best language for someone who asks stupid questions, someone who states the obvious or generally, a dumbass
Dr. House speaks sarcasm

I speak two languages: english and sarcasm
by J'adore UD November 01, 2009
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That shit Alana Lawton tries to pull at 11:00
"hey guys lets all get dressed up in like super cute clothes and tight dresses and skirts for absolutely nothing but get drunk and take awkward pictures where we are hugging but theres like 4 feet between us and we are falling backwards and post them on facebook every fucking weekend." (sarcasm
by zahh zahh May 11, 2011
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Noun. A very British form of humour which derives laughs from saying something while really meaning something else. Often (though not always, contrary to popular belief) used in scathing remarks.

The word 'Sarcasm' is derived from a Greek word meaning 'tearing flesh', which is why sarcastic vegetarians are so ironic.

See also irony.
Bob: I saw 'The Others' on DVD the other day.
Dave: Oh, cool. That movie wasn't over-rated and shitty at all!
Bob: ...Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, you know.
Dave: ...Fuck you.
by Brian the Goldfish April 09, 2005
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The connection between the author of wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Sarcasm at its prime:

"I'm sorry, i thought we were having a state the obvious contest here"

"I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong"

"Let me know if anything I say offends you; I may want to offend you again later"
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Because beating the crap out of people is illegal.
by FlamingElf October 26, 2011
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Gift for intelligent, ability to compose messages which questions another’s intellect.

Also known as a sixth sense as one’s ability to detect the offence and threat of one’s self or another’s during sight or hearing of sarcasm.
2 males in a school canteen queuing.

Wang:so are you going 2 buy somting?
Peter: no i just like standing in line with a wang
by LINX August 28, 2004
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The brain's natural defense against the less intelligent.
Girl: "Oh my god, are you crying?"
Smarter Girl: "No, I'm just pretending to be a fountain."
Girl: "Was that sarcasm?"
Smarter Girl: "No, of course not."
by BetterThanYourMom January 12, 2014
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