A faked orgasm. Used when a woman thinks her lover's style is TOTALLY lame.
Monica: "So you and John fucked? How was it?"
Sue: "I threw a SARCASM at him to get it over with... that dude SUCKS in the sack!"
#phony on the baloney #faking it #disappointing dick #pretending pussy #lay lying
by Scrappy SamCat January 28, 2009
The brain's natural defense against the less intelligent.
Girl: "Oh my god, are you crying?"
Smarter Girl: "No, I'm just pretending to be a fountain."
Girl: "Was that sarcasm?"
Smarter Girl: "No, of course not."
#irony #humour #sarcastic #intelligence #funny
by BetterThanYourMom January 12, 2014
Because beating the crap out of people is illegal.
I speak English and sarcasm.
#acrimony #kindness #seriousness #sarkasm #sarcasim
by FlamingElf October 26, 2011
A sarcastic orgasm.
"Oh yeah, *that* feels good".
"Really?"
"No, that was my sarcasm".
#orgasm #sex #sarcastic #climax #banter
by chundered_everywhere April 22, 2010
A funny way of making people look like idiots. (But isn't that always funny?)
You: (insert phrase with sarcasm here)
Friend: Really?
You: No. (give Friend a cold stare and walk away...)
#sarcsam #mockery #ridicule #satire #irony
by libmag July 22, 2010
The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
Person 1: What day is it?
Person 2: I don't know..
Person 1: Really?!
Person 2: That was sarcasm..
#sarcastic #idiots #dumbasses #idontkniwwhatelsetowrite #thisisannoying
by Carav98 May 12, 2014
The ability to insult the idiots without them realizing it.
e.g.

A. Do I look fat in this dress?
B. No dear you look absolutely.... beautiful. (It would be sarcasm if B actually meant to say 'ugly' instead of 'beautiful)
#sarcasm #corrosive #sardonics #atirical #satiric #saturnine
by imrandindore November 11, 2011
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