sanjitis 

n. a mental affliction of being drawn to cheering for Sanjaya Malakar on American Idol Season 6, even though his ability to sing is questionable.

Oh no! I think I have sanjitis; I voted for him over 20 times after American Idol last night.

sanjitis by Kelly Baldwin April 16, 2007

Hand Sanitiser

Hand Sanitiser can be used in many ways. Some use it to w_nk and some wash hands.

Boy 1:Did you fail NNN?
Boy 2:Ye
Boy 1:Tell me, what lube did you use for such a sinful act
Boy 2:Hand Sanitiser
Boy 1:Does it burn
Boy 2: Yes
Boy 1:die
Boy 2: dies

Hand Sanitiser by Claphead145 November 10, 2020

Sajitis 

A disease that only shows symptoms before noon;
the rest of the day you feel fine.

(Leaving a voicemail for your boss at work) "I won't be in today, I came down with a real bad case of Sajitis. Count on me having it every Monday as well as the Friday before my birthday."

(8:00 am) "Man, this case of the Saj is really messing me up!"
(3:00 pm) "You down for some drinks?"

Sajitis by Ashtron October 15, 2012

Sangitis 

a disease of the vagina - brought upon by excessive crushing over british boys. symptoms include, but are not necessarily limited to: dryness, itchiness, and sand in the vaginal region.

Sangita caught sangitis from her promiscuous love affair with british-pop band singers.

Sangitis by wuppie29 April 3, 2009

Vagina Sanditis 

Having sand in one's Vagina. Being un-manly. Unpreventable and incurable- Vagina Sanditis comes in intense waves of sickness which may be disgusting to bystanders. Scientists around the world in are working on a Cure however to this day nothing has be confirmed. Associated with Powerlifting and strength sports.

Looking for excuses for being weak and feeble cause the arrival of Vagina Sanditis. Missing any of the 3-lifts also cause this sickness.

Vagina Sanditis by PitArea51 April 6, 2011

mind sanitiser 

Vodka, or gin, or any high-strength alcohol-based product when taken for the purpose of cleansing the mind of horrible thoughts and images

Have you seen that toilet? Good grief, I need some mind sanitiser

mind sanitiser by Todderz February 20, 2021