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A disease that only shows symptoms before noon;
the rest of the day you feel fine.
(Leaving a voicemail for your boss at work) "I won't be in today, I came down with a real bad case of Sajitis. Count on me having it every Monday as well as the Friday before my birthday."

(8:00 am) "Man, this case of the Saj is really messing me up!"
(3:00 pm) "You down for some drinks?"
Sajitis by Ashtron October 15, 2012
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Savitis A 

Savitis A is used when you want to say something, that is of no relevance to any conversion going on or of any importance, and forget what you want to say immediately before opening your mouth. Most commonly used for unnecessary comments or tips that nobody wants to know.
Person A: did you see that man?
Person B: nope why
Person A: he looked so sus
Person C: ... i just forgot what I wanted to say
Person A: hah Savitis A
Savitis A by taewithkookie April 14, 2022

Hand Sanitiser

Hand Sanitiser can be used in many ways. Some use it to w_nk and some wash hands.
Boy 1:Did you fail NNN?
Boy 2:Ye
Boy 1:Tell me, what lube did you use for such a sinful act
Boy 2:Hand Sanitiser
Boy 1:Does it burn
Boy 2: Yes
Boy 1:die
Boy 2: dies
Hand Sanitiser by Claphead145 November 10, 2020
The tendency of a person to kill every funny joke said in the presence of that person. Then they will try to laugh about it and pretend they did it on purpose, but they really didnt.

Known Cures:
1. Putting a bullet in their skull
2. Telling them to shut the FUCK up
3. Killing yourself so you dont have to hear their pathetic attempts at being funny
"what did u do last night?"-person
"your mom! hahahahaa"-person afflicted with Samitis
Samitis by Cockrates May 26, 2008

sticky sacitis 

When your junk is sweating on a hot day, and your bag sticks to the side of your leg. It is notably unpleasant when moving from walk to run, or when standing up quickly.
Fuck it's hot today, I got a bad case of sticky sacitis.
sticky sacitis by not_rlemon October 28, 2013
Word of the Day on June 3, 2014

mind sanitiser 

Vodka, or gin, or any high-strength alcohol-based product when taken for the purpose of cleansing the mind of horrible thoughts and images
Have you seen that toilet? Good grief, I need some mind sanitiser
mind sanitiser by Todderz February 20, 2021
The terrible condition of believing that one is completely infallible. A major symptom is negating arguments by repeating the phrase "You know I'm right, don't argue." People afflicted are often shunned by most of their acquaintances.
SAM: The sky is always green.

Person 1: No it's not.

SAM: You know I'm right, don't argue.

Person 1: You have Samitis.
Samitis by Ben4545 August 14, 2006
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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