Sajitis

A disease that only shows symptoms before noon;
the rest of the day you feel fine.

(Leaving a voicemail for your boss at work) "I won't be in today, I came down with a real bad case of Sajitis. Count on me having it every Monday as well as the Friday before my birthday."

(8:00 am) "Man, this case of the Saj is really messing me up!"
(3:00 pm) "You down for some drinks?"

by Ashtron October 15, 2012