Sandringham School 

welcome to sandringham, currently ran by bald eagle who’s obsessed with tim peake & sugarcoats how great his school is, in reality sandringham is an absolute hell hole that chooses grades over your mental well being, the staff are filled with loads of shit & about two of them are nice. the school likes to go on about “everybody can be somebody” but they are so hypocritical with that statement, no body can be anybody due to the highly restricting rules of uniform & appearance & just overall your freedom of damn speech, they say to respect the teachers yet the teachers can’t respect the students. personally think they are a world class school at being an absolute mental asylum. can safely say their “no bullying policy” is unheard of & the people in your year are the most terrifying at times. linking back to my point about the staff full of shit, some get to the point of literally making up things so they can consequence you. another thing, even if you show positive things like pins on your blazer to show your a nice person, nope that’s not allowed, we can’t have any support in this school as it’s against the uniform policy. sure. risk someone’s life potentially for your uniform. don’t send your kids there. they might not come out alive. just the truth.

Sandringham School is the definition of a lie

Sandringham School by ProbablyWillGetToldOff January 30, 2020

Sandringham School 

Sandringham school, aka the prison that achieves good grades but fucks with your mental health, is run by a headteacher who is obsessed with Tim Peake the astronaut and STEM, and who seems to strongly dislike children.
The maths department is well known for its constant creation of new, bullshit rules, which shouldn't be allowed but are due to scary teachers, and the languages department for their rediculous hatred of Google Translate.

The art department has blocked sinks and a constant lack of equipment, despite Sandringham once being an arts school.

My years at Sandringham School were some of the shittiest of my life.

Sandringham School by SometimesLifeIsShit March 4, 2019

Sandringham School 

Sandringham School is the place where creativity goes to die, it’s run by a bald person who hates badges on blazers and earring that are small and sparkley

The teachers care more about schoolwork than your mental health. If you have depression, good luck if you come to this school for it to be better.
If you have anxiety, the maths department will make it worse.
If you have any disability that makes you overstimulated, run along to anywhere and prepare for your mind to be as overwhelmed as possible.

Don’t come to this school where your mental health - and physical if you are bullied (bulling is something they continue to not believe is happening) - gets rapidly decreased and where even if you are ill student bloody services won’t let you go home.

“Oh you go to sandringham school?”
“Yeah, mate.”
“Good luck”

“I know mate, I’ve already not taken the piss to do my maths homework!”

Sandringham School by WellLifeHasTurnedOutToBeShit October 30, 2021

Sandringham

Hell. Its the most biblically accurate form of hell on Earth.

Angel: you have commuted too much sin you now belong in Sandringham.

Sandringham by malonewasposted November 8, 2023