Customer that holds up the line at an ice cream shop by repeatedly asking for free samples because he/she cannot decide what to order. This person is oblivious to the fact that there is only one employee behind the counter who is becoming as annoyed as the people in line.
Person 1: What took you so long at Baskin-Robbins? It doesn't look very busy in there.
Person 2: I had to wait ten minutes because of a sample abuser who tried virtually every flavor before ordering chocolate. What a jerk!
Person 2: I had to wait ten minutes because of a sample abuser who tried virtually every flavor before ordering chocolate. What a jerk!
by boratfan1 October 15, 2010
by hmlv October 25, 2009
somebody who hovers around free sample counters in food stores and/or takes more than one free sample
Person 1: Look at that sample slut blocking the bakery counter
Person 2: Yeah, she thinks "Try One" means try one, then try another one, and another one....
Person 2: Yeah, she thinks "Try One" means try one, then try another one, and another one....
by creaternity July 4, 2006
When in the act of getting titty fucked (preferably a woman) one sucks the banana (montrous cock) and switches to suck the melons (humongous tits) repeatedly. Obviously recieving a nutrious variety of fruit.
by The Clown With No Penis April 7, 2010
When you are skull-fucking someone whose brain is intact and dig out cylindrical holes in their brain.
I gouged out Bryan's eye and then took some core samples. It was quite delightful scraping chunks of his brain off my dick.
I gave Bryan a pretty serious white matter infusion while taking a core sample.
I gave Bryan a pretty serious white matter infusion while taking a core sample.
by DVJ February 4, 2014
Chase was making a ham sandwich in the kitchen one sunny afternoon. Clumsily, he dropped a slice of ham on the floor, but picked it up remembering the 3-second rule, exclaiming "floor sample!". His mother shuddered with disgust.
by Titan McFoley December 3, 2012
1) A generic name used just like john doe or jane doe. It is a "sample name"
2) A generic name for a tool or a village idiot. Most commonly a generic wigga especially one with a great deal of wiggerness, particularly in the Northeast near New York but well outside of any real ghetto.
2) A generic name for a tool or a village idiot. Most commonly a generic wigga especially one with a great deal of wiggerness, particularly in the Northeast near New York but well outside of any real ghetto.
teacher "I'm going to have to write you up, whats your name?"
student "John Sample"
Intercom "Will (the mutha Fuckin') john sample come to the office NOW!"
AIM convo
"dude, john sample is such a myth"
"No way, I buy all my drugs from him"
"LoL, ur never gonna be able to rat out ur dealer - he is a john doe"
student "John Sample"
Intercom "Will (the mutha Fuckin') john sample come to the office NOW!"
AIM convo
"dude, john sample is such a myth"
"No way, I buy all my drugs from him"
"LoL, ur never gonna be able to rat out ur dealer - he is a john doe"
by Physics Man II November 1, 2005