sammons 

"don't pull as sammons" is a common saying nowadays. It's like saying don't be a dumbass, except in a nice way. Usually when someone does something n00bish and no words can express the stupidity you have just witnessed, simply say "don't pull a sammons"

A serious example is when someone puts a marshmallow in to the microwave and heats it for two minutes and sits there watching amazed yelling "Dude, the mellow got pwned!"

When you drop by seeing your microwave dripping with ooze on the sides like the gremlins in the movie "gremlins", then here is the best time to say "don't pull a sammons"

sammons by Tran the man May 20, 2006

salmoned 

the act (in video games) of repeatedly spawning and dying within a short period of time. Generally in video games where the spawn points are in terrible spots.

Troy: I hate playing Modern Warfare 2.
Me: Why?
Troy: Because I keep getting salmoned. Let's play Halo instead!

salmoned by Rhino88 August 10, 2010

Salmoned 

The art of giving someone the surprise feeling of a salmon swimming upstream rapidly between your legs.

Sneak up behind a person while they are standing up directly facing away from you and make sure they don;t know you are there. Take one hand, make it flat like a karate chop, and rapidly move your hand back and forth between the person's legs just above their knees. This provides a surprising sensation of what it would feel like to have a salmon trying to swim upstream between your legs. When the victim turns around surprised and doesn't know how to respond to such an odd thing; you say "You got salmoned!"

Salmoned by Jason Tiemeier February 22, 2008

help i accidentally summoned a lemon 

The FIRST things that comes up when you type in, "help i accidentally"

help i accidentally summoned a lemon no kidding

help i accidentally summoned a lemon by SkyBeetle July 12, 2022

Salmoned 

An internet phenomena where a computer links two people over IM - and gives each user false

It's similar to a three way call using AIM. Imagine someone mutes his own phone and then calls you. Then he calls someone else. Now you're talking to a stranger. Your phone rang and so did theirs. You think he called you and vice versa. Neither of you realize there's a third person instigating all this. This is basically the same thing, but with AIM.

AllSeeingSalmon: who are you?
Me: So you realize we're being salmoned right. And your s/n is showing up as AllSeeingSalmon.
AllSeeingSalmon: no??
AllSeeingSalmon: wtf are you talking about?!
AllSeeingSalmon: no this is Jim
AllSeeingSalmon: I already told you that!

Salmoned by kss4777 August 5, 2008

Summoned by the Devil 

Todd! I have the name of the biopic!

Hym “Here it is ~ Summoned by the Devil: The Jeepjorp Peepeestones story. Good right? This is going to be great!”

Summoned by the Devil by Hym Iam September 30, 2022

samsonseks 

Belgium word of the year 2016. Doggy style sex named after a dogs character from
a childrens TV series

So what did you do last night? I had some samsonseks with a girl

samsonseks by Carbonkel December 31, 2016