Sammechi

A loud boy shaped like an adult with unusually high foot arches. Known to get excited and scream. Can be found hiding in basements and reheating Taco Bell.

You guys ever seen a Sammechi in real life? Looks like a tall 6th grader.

Sammechi by BungleClonch May 9, 2019

sammie 

Beware of people who use "cute" words for food, ie. sammie, veggie, taters, nanners. maters and so on. These people usually have cute names for their private parts as well. So while they're preparing your "sammie", they are more than likely fondling their "herbert" at the same time.

"Can I fix you a (heh, heh) sammie?"

sammie by grouchy February 2, 2008

sammie 

sammie is the type of person u jus wanna be around. whether she’s watching naruto or trying
to desperately cook something, girl will always come thru. she sometimes turns into an animal and is often seen sleeping or laying down. absolute fucking icon. it doesn’t matter if she’s on her period or cleaning her room for the 12th time because she always is just perfect. but not only is she perfect. she is funny too for some reason. so far i can’t seem to grasp why the fuck she’s funny, but she just is. sometimes when she sleeps she does her homework at school during break. that sentence doesn’t make sense. neither does she. but i love her

“wtf is sammie doing”

sammie by jackson sum January 7, 2021

Sammeled 

To cum all over something or someone. Also a common African male name.

He sammeled all over her face and she loved it. Sammel walked into the club and all the ladies wanted to fuck him. He sammeled so much she was choking.

Sammeled by DEFINEINSHITALLDAY October 18, 2014

dirty sammie 

A bad bitch that you can’t kill

Damn I really can’t kill dirty Sammie

dirty sammie by Lola Donald April 15, 2020

Smammered 

being "smashed" and "hammered". Extremely drunk. Unable to walk or speak properly.

"Dude! I was so fucking smammered last night."

Smammered by mommabear March 20, 2007

smammered 

hammered + smashed

a word used when too intoxicated to speak clearly or decide which word would be better to describe the "level" you're on

"dood i'm so smammered!.. beer pog'n!"

smammered by kkyyllee December 19, 2007