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9 millimeter solution 

The use of a firearm, such as a 9mm pistol, to solve major people problems via homicide or suicide.
The retired cop choose the 9 millimeter solution, when his doctors told him he had incurable, painful cancer.

Band-Aid Solution

Using a quick fix to deal with a problem temporarily, only to have it re-emerge later. It is a fundamental cornerstone of modern society.
An example of a Band-Aid Solution:

I bought my girlfriend a gift, because she was upset that I told her she was fat. She's still fat.
Band-Aid Solution by Jon Wuzy November 20, 2011

Lesbian salute 

That part in ghostbusters (2016) when Kate McKinnon points with 2 fingers. Yeah
Hey, I think that girl is gay, she just did the lesbian salute. 😊

Canton salute 

Being given the middle finger followed by a number of obscenities or being called a loser by a resident of Canton Massachusetts
I stopped by to get a chicken parm at the local pizza shop in Canton only to be greeted with the Canton salute!
Canton salute by Turtle rider September 5, 2023

solution reach 

A special kind of reach around lubricated with any bodily fluid (the solution) including, but not limited to, spit, snot, or fecal matter.
Jason: "Where is Matt?"
Ben: "I don't know, probably giving his buddy a solution reach."
solution reach by JoseValentino December 2, 2016

Salutatorian 

The smart kid who stayed up way too late studying, drank enough coffee to kill a camel, and missed so many parties that everyone thought they were a hermit to just get second place.
The salutatorian gave a speech at graduation.
Salutatorian by KateWalters May 31, 2017