Being very sailor/pirate like.

Comes from the ocean being salt water, and that sailors are often literally very salty, especially if they are on a small boat in rough weather.
A tabernacle is a very salty part of a boat, as are most wooden sail boats.

If you dress and speak like a pirate, you are very salty.
by Salty Sailor September 19, 2007
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disgruntled, upset, and generally pissed off
When I had to miss Angie's New Year's Eve party 'cuz I had to work a double-shift, I was one salty heifer all night!
by HeavnsGirl January 21, 2007
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A person that is a sea creeper or pirate wannabe. They have weird grey salty wiskers and beard and usually wears big rain coats in the color of yellow, dark brown,navy, grey, or green. Salties need to eat seafood and go out to sea or saltwater at least everyweek. Usually you can find salties hanging around sea ports being creepers or out on their little fishing row boat. A salty is like the sea version of a carny and its best to avoid them as much as possible. Beware the salties.
Girl: Theres a salty! Run!
Salty: Uhh ih need to gut back to my rowboat, neeed lobster need saltwater
Girl: Eww look at his weird salty whiskers omg good hes going back to the ocean
Girl2: Such a pirate wannabe
by Ihatethosesalties August 1, 2011
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An hot older woman, usually between the ages of 35 and 50. Can be used as an adjective or a noun. "Salty" veteran, or simply a "salty."
Dude 1: "You want to hook up with some older bitches tonight?"

Dude 2: "Yeah, I want to fuck a salty."
by kansascitymark September 9, 2007
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feeling dumb or stupid after something happens.

see also crunchy.
he tried to throw the ball at his head, but it bounced and ended up hitting him. he musta felt salty.
by International Bad Boy October 18, 2004
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Verb: Used to describe a person being frustratingly foolish.
If two people are fighting and one ducks every punch the same way someone might laugh say the person was being or getting salty with the other person.
by me fool November 16, 2005
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