1. Bitter, annoying, ,trashy; killing the mood
2. Butt-hurt or trying to make someone else butt-hurt
1.Why is was Mr. Bates acting hella salty today.
2. Stop being salty your just killing the vibe
by AsapLilnas19 February 28, 2015

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To get butthurt after a negative occurrence. Especially after getting roasted, declined, rejected, etc.
Person 1 (roasting person 2): Look at those gay ass shoes you wear, only fuckin' homeless people wear that shit. And your hair? What is this, 2009? And what the fuck kinda' shirt you wearing?

Person 2: *No response, sad face*

Everyone: Ahhhhh, you salty!
by J.O.N February 03, 2015

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Angry, upset, or grouchy.
You: Why are you so salty today?
Friend: I'm on my period.
by Theamisharegross January 29, 2015

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Being a little bitch and unable to cope with the situation at hand without turning into a bag of salt.
Gregor: WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID HE NOT DIE!!!!
Enemy Mordekaiser: huehue salty much?
by CuntyChieftain January 22, 2015

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Salty = Salt of the Earth sort.

A seasoned man, wise beyond his years, who is earthy, witty, pungent with manliness (salty if licked) and able to kick some ass should the situation renders itself necessary (like a drunken sailor).
Think: Lenny Kravitz, Bono, Benicio del Toro, Goran Visnjic, Diego Luna, Harvey Keitel
Do not think: Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Adam Sandler, Jim Carey

Salty Women include: Madonna, Cher, Mae West, Joan Jet, Queen Latifa
by Megan Cash January 04, 2006

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The emotion of chaotic actions, after losing an argument.
Demvry- "Asians are mostly Chinese, Japanese, and etc. In my opinion I think Filipinos are something else."

Anonymous 1- "Filipinos are Asians, and that's a fact!"

Demvry- *Rages*

Anonymous 1- *in a Chinese accent* "Why so salty!?!?!?"

Me- "Salt levels are over 9000!!!!"
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Describes someone who cannot take a joke and someone who is constantly moody. These people are usually extremely tall or extremely small. Their height usually comes from the father's side of the family.
'God man, your so salty'
by smackdawg May 01, 2015

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