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a predigiously large female, usually from Kentucky), about the same size as a cow.
wow, that heifer just killed batista by sitting on him!
by Willisdukeweatherford November 08, 2006
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really means pregnant cow but used to mean a fat person
Damn that girl is a heifer
by Liz*** March 30, 2006
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1.A female cow who has not had any young yet.

2.A term manly used by Aferican American women against eachother as an insult.

3.A very heavy woman.
1."When is that heifer gonna make some babies?"

2."You damn HEIFER! You stole my baby-daddy."

3."Look at that heifer.She needs to pay a little visit to Jenny Craig."
by A-Riv December 20, 2006
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a a heavy or fat woman (from a term referring to cow that has not given birth)
Some heifer came in and started talking shit about the project.
by The Return of Light Joker September 09, 2008
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a reallllllyyyyy fat ugly girl who thinks shes hot
that girl brook is a hoe but her friend abbyy damm she is a heafty heiferrrr
by sbo6 May 11, 2006
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Used to mean pregnant cow. But is also an insult meaning fat woman.
My ex boyfriend is now in a relationship with a heifer.
by BanditTheGreat January 02, 2011
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a fat woman; or a young cow that has not given birth to another fat cow yet, but it will happen. Fat women like to procreate for some god-awful reason and consume all our natural resources. Then they buy big SUVs to haul their fat asses in and pollute the air we breathe. Then they crash them because they can't shut the fuck up on the cell phone. The firefighters have to use the jaws-of-life to make a huge hole to rescue them and there goes our hard earned taxpayer money. Fuck Jenny Craig. I think we should send all fat chicks to Africa where there is little food and no roads. Amen.
Look at that heifer heading to lunch! Get out of her way!!!
by hahayourstruely January 21, 2009
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