Smoking cigarettes and cycling simultaneously. Often conducted in the belief that the negative effects of smoking will be negated by the positive effects of aerobic exercise.
Smiling while crying. Happens when one is touched emotionally as in happy crying or smiling through the tears. Best used when one is watching the happy ending of a favorite or good movie. Past tense - My wife smycriled when she saw the flowers I brought her. Current tense - One: What are you doing? Two: I'm smycriling because I love you so much right now! Future tense - You'll laugh you'll cry, you'll smycrile at Tom Hanks new film "Forrest Gump"!
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.