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3 F's of Manhood 

Find them, fuck them, forget them. Many men will say they go by this standard, however it is usually those that say they stick to this standard that have never touched a female in their lives.
Peter: Dude I think I love her.
Virgin: Dude love? Why don't you just stick to the 3 F's of manhood? Like myself.
Peter: Shut up you have never even had sex in your life.
3 F's of Manhood by Mikol Cee. March 30, 2008
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the 7 I's of Steve Jobs 

7 simple English words, all starting, as the name suggests, with the letter I and that epitomize the beaury of technological development across almost all human civilizations
The 7 I's of Steve Jobs are innovation, imagination, ingenuity,invention, integration, interpretation, intuition

The 3 P's of Aborigines 

The term refers to Piss, Paint and Petrol
Gunyah 1. Hey what's that nunga doing?

Gunyah 2. He's just adhering to the 3 P's of Aborigines mate
The 3 P's of Aborigines by Floorduck September 24, 2023

3 S's of Hygiene 

I had to do the 3 S's of hygiene not bathing for a week straight.
3 S's of Hygiene by hardhitr3 July 31, 2009

5 S's of football 

the five things most football players do after practice. Usually done in this order. Shit, Shower, Shave, Shmashturbate, Shleep (sleep- said with accent to keep the SH pattern).
Dude, practice was so tough today I'm definitely doing the 5 S's of football tonight.
5 S's of football by Fredrick Soft September 2, 2010

Five O's of Driving

There are five words beginning with "O" that you must avoid while driving. Failure to avoid them WILL eventually result in disaster.

-Old
-Ovaries
-Oriental
-Out of town
-On the phone
The 70 year old asian woman had out of state plates and was busy yakking on the phone when she rammed my Ferarri. I am distraught, but I have only myself to blame since she was the living, breathing embodiment of the Five O's of Driving and I did not immediately leave the area.

"the three B's" of feminine desirability 

Beauty, brains, and boobs (duh!).
I appreciate "the three B's" of feminine desirability as much as the next dude, but there's really not all that much going for those attributes if the chick doesn't also have a nice personality --- a kind heart is what I look for most in a lady.