2 definitions by Fredrick Soft

Top Definition
when a male masturbates harder than he normally does.
johnny went home and smashturbated until he was sore.
by Fredrick Soft July 02, 2010
the five things most football players do after practice. Usually done in this order. Shit, Shower, Shave, Shmashturbate, Shleep (sleep- said with accent to keep the SH pattern).
Dude, practice was so tough today I'm definitely doing the 5 S's of football tonight.
by Fredrick Soft September 01, 2010

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