s'haiku 

A haiku written about the subject of defecating at work. Typically, they are written by programmers and emailed to each other.

The following s'haiku is particularly skillful, following both the 7-5-7 scheme as well as a clever rhyme.

Bagel club groaning. moaning
Do not eat the meat
Cause I need the toilet seat

s'haiku by Old Man Varga March 7, 2005

Haikon's Disease 

A rare and debilitating allergy of the internet.

"So, I showed my aunt 4chan last night. She won't use the computer anymore... I think she contracted Haikon's Disease."

Haikon's Disease by 4thirty5 June 16, 2008