Rustysanchez 

Hi skill level of the variant of the rusty trombone where the partner blowing ass and jerking dick performs a spectacular finishing move by spinning around the ass suckee like a strpper pole and planting a dirty Sanchez mustache on said suckee with the original partners poopy tongue

Jen is such a bore. She was barely keeping me hard with a lackluster rustytrombone then like being shot with an epiphany gun the dead eyed bitch turns Einstein and whips around my body leaveing my balls empty of jizz and my mouth full of my own shitty Sanchez mustache. That brilliant Rustysanchez was so good I 180d my plans and brought Jen back to town and out of the woods!

Rustysanchez by Scrunthole June 17, 2018

RustyCanoe 

A sexual act where an individual poops onto a plate, it is important to note that the turd must be solid. Next, place the fresh log on the plate and put into a freezer until the turd is thoroughly frozen. Once frozen the turd log is then used as a dildo until it becomes unthawed, losing its dildo-like shape and feel. Can be used for both vaginal and/or anal stimulation.

Lil B, the basedgod, is famous for pioneering the RustyCanoe and is known to own a large freezer full of frozen turd dildos for his and his homies pleasure.

RustyCanoe by TYFYTA January 9, 2014

Rustymoan bark

When you are rusty and haven’t had sex in so long you bark intstead of moan.

Omg.... last night he made me rustymoan bark.

Rustymoan bark by Rennystar March 14, 2019

Rustyvanranch 

The king of vans and stripping bikes and his fuel is PBR

Man have you seen @rustyvanranch’s new project imma get one of those someday

Rustyvanranch by Jankyboy2408 December 1, 2020

rustymongoose 

Rustymongoose: the act of fucking someone in the ass and then having them suck your dick

Yo dude I was fucking some chick last night and I have her a rustymongoose

rustymongoose by Peter?69 September 17, 2016