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A sexual act where an individual poops onto a plate, it is important to note that the turd must be solid. Next, place the fresh log on the plate and put into a freezer until the turd is thoroughly frozen. Once frozen the turd log is then used as a dildo until it becomes unthawed, losing its dildo-like shape and feel. Can be used for both vaginal and/or anal stimulation.
Lil B, the basedgod, is famous for pioneering the RustyCanoe and is known to own a large freezer full of frozen turd dildos for his and his homies pleasure.
by TYFYTA January 09, 2014

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