Rusty Rooster 

When one preforms sex first thing in the morning and finds that one's partner has begun menses.

Our pregnancy scare ended this morning when Jill gave me a Rusty Rooster.

Rusty Rooster by Sam Johnson bound June 29, 2014

rusty rooster 

When you pull out of your special friend's ass and your cock is covered with santorum, but you're in a hurry, so you park it in another hole without going for the washcloth.

"Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgiveable to (give a rusty rooster)." -- Becky, "Clerks II"

rusty rooster by The_Hat February 17, 2008

Rusty Rooster 

When you wake up with a stiff morning wood and have anal sex BEFORE you pee.

After the third alarm rang into the morning, it was clear that lazy Kathy was not going to get out of bed any time soon. An irritated Joe decided a rusty rooster might be more persuasive, plus he’d been scrolling through Facebook in bed next to her long enough.

Time for a Cock-a-doodle doo doo.

Rusty Rooster by Chandrew32 August 28, 2022