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Rusty Fishhook 

Similar to the shocker, but afterwards the poo-laden finger is inserted to the womans or mans(in prison) mouth in a hooked fashion.
Susan knew what her ass tasted like after I gave her a rusty fishhook.
Rusty Fishhook by Anonymous May 8, 2003
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Rusty Fishhook 

The act in which an individual first puts their index finger into an anus, covering it in fecal matter, then scrapes it along the insides of a victims mouth, causing a jagged wound that will likely become infected
Joe ran up to the man and gave him a Rusty Fishhook.

Rusty Fishhook 

When a man eats out a woman’s booty hole, while simultaneously fingering her cooter. There are two versions of this orgasmic sexual experience: 1) Barbed (i.e., long fingernails) and 2) Barbless (i.e., clipped fingernails).
Dude! My roommate Steve gave his girlfriend a rusty fishhook last night!
Rusty Fishhook by Jaques Clouseau February 14, 2019

Rusty fishhook 

An action of shoving your index finger into another's rectum forming a hook and then pulling down bringing them to their knees
I haven't been able to sit down since tod gave me that rusty fishhook last night

the rusty fishhook 

When performing the act of sex while in the doggy style position and entering vaginally, use your index finger to slide in and out of her brown eye. If you realize your finger is becoming engulfed in matter of a brown nature, swing your finger up to her mouth and hook her like a fish.
Billy: I was tapping Tammy from behind and doing that thing she loves with my finger in her ass, but then I realized my finger was covered in shit.

Jim: That's fucked up. What did you do?

Billy The Rusty Fishhook.

Jim: God damn right.

rusty fish hook 

while having sex in the "doggy style" position, you then take one of your index fingers and stick in your partners anus and then hook the corner of their lip with the same finger.
My Girlfriend got mad when I gave her the rusty fish hook.
rusty fish hook by Tim November 15, 2003

Rusty Fish hook with a twist 

This is the beautiful act of where you are laying the pipe and you stick your finger in your partners brown eye. wiggle you finger till your partner starts to squirm. at this point with one single sweep, hook your finger in their mouth an pull hard. the twist..... while you are pulling like you caught a beast of a fish spit in their mouth. let go. then proceed to blow your man juice on them and laugh hysterically. note they are so preoccupied with the spit in their mouth they neglect to realize their was a shit covered finger in their mouth
Mike gave blakes mom the rusty fish hook with a twist last night. it was great.
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