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roy's dilemma by The Reverend Roysus September 30, 2013
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Roy’s Fish
The most badass fish in the sea. Commonly known for slaying every fish it comes in contact with. Typically more interesting to be around than its owner and definitely has a better future than him.
Me: Did you see Roy’s Fish last night?
Person: Ya, I prefer it to his owner why tends to be a little bitch around girls!
Person: Ya, I prefer it to his owner why tends to be a little bitch around girls!
Roy’s Fish by Acavs81 May 11, 2018
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Roy's Goddess
It's a sexual position, in which you pound away at your wife or gf's glorious royal pussy, and fell like you've done a great job, only to realize that you didn't reach half as deep as her Bulls, nutted really quickly and then realize you were only imagining it all, and was actually masterbatiing outside YOUR bedroom door while YOUR woman is in YOUR bed screaming with her hung Bull.
Can you believe Roy actually thought he was doing Roy's Goddess, but was really just jacking his tiny plum??
Roy's Goddess by Tiny cuck November 14, 2023
Roy Sullivan
One crazy ass mothafucker. Survived 7 lightning strikes, then eventually commited suicide. Hey, I don't blame him...if God hated me that much, I'd kill myself too.
1942: Sullivan was hit for the first time when he was in a fire lookout tower. The lightning bolt struck him in a leg and he lost a nail on his big toe.
1969: The second bolt hit him in his truck when he was driving on a mountain road. It knocked him unconscious and burned his eyebrows.
1970: The third strike burned his left shoulder while in his front yard.
1972: The next hit happened in a ranger station. The strike set his hair on fire. After that, he began to carry a pitcher of water with him. He also started to believe that some higher power was trying to kill him, according to a 1989 St. Petersburg Times article.
August 7, 1973: A lightning bolt hit Sullivan on the head, blasted him out of his car, and again set his hair on fire
June 5, 1974: Sullivan was struck by the sixth bolt in a campground, injuring his ankle. It was reported that he saw a cloud, thought that it was following him, tried to run away, but was still struck.
June 25, 1977: The seventh and final lightning bolt hit him when he was fishing. Sullivan was hospitalized for burns in his chest and stomach.
1942: Sullivan was hit for the first time when he was in a fire lookout tower. The lightning bolt struck him in a leg and he lost a nail on his big toe.
1969: The second bolt hit him in his truck when he was driving on a mountain road. It knocked him unconscious and burned his eyebrows.
1970: The third strike burned his left shoulder while in his front yard.
1972: The next hit happened in a ranger station. The strike set his hair on fire. After that, he began to carry a pitcher of water with him. He also started to believe that some higher power was trying to kill him, according to a 1989 St. Petersburg Times article.
August 7, 1973: A lightning bolt hit Sullivan on the head, blasted him out of his car, and again set his hair on fire
June 5, 1974: Sullivan was struck by the sixth bolt in a campground, injuring his ankle. It was reported that he saw a cloud, thought that it was following him, tried to run away, but was still struck.
June 25, 1977: The seventh and final lightning bolt hit him when he was fishing. Sullivan was hospitalized for burns in his chest and stomach.
The chances of being hit seven times by lightning in your life are about 1 in 16 septillion.
Roy Sullivan: GOD DAMN IT, not again..
God: I heard that, see you next year ;)
Roy Sullivan: GOD DAMN IT, not again..
God: I heard that, see you next year ;)
Roy Sullivan by Bun B THE OG September 9, 2007
Roy spot
An open space in a parking lot that is often occupied due to its convenience or close proximity to the place of interest. Normally used as an exclamation.
1) I can't believe we found a place to park so close to the entrance! What a roy spot!
2) Mom and I got scored a roy spot at the mall yesterday!
2) Mom and I got scored a roy spot at the mall yesterday!
Roy spot by Vincent Piazza December 6, 2006
Roy Shaw
Roy 'Pretty Boy' Shaw. Roy Shaw was one of the toughest unlicensed boxers to ever come out of England. He put up a tremendous battle against some of his oppenents who were usually 6 foot an above, Roy, however was only 5'9.
Not only has he had an unlicensed boxing career, which he did by the way start in his early forties, he has also had a criminal record an has even been a prisoner in Englands toughest prison....Broadmoor.
Roy has been transferred to many different prisons beacause he can not be controlled unless he is drugged up.
People say you can never beat the system, but the system has never beat him either.
Not only has he had an unlicensed boxing career, which he did by the way start in his early forties, he has also had a criminal record an has even been a prisoner in Englands toughest prison....Broadmoor.
Roy has been transferred to many different prisons beacause he can not be controlled unless he is drugged up.
People say you can never beat the system, but the system has never beat him either.
Roy Shaw by DeathEgg666 September 5, 2006