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Roses in Hand

Roses in Hand (aka RiH) is a premier community of Harry Potter Marauders era roleplayers closely united by a love of crack plots and an impossibly large hatred of the Twilight saga. The site has been around for more than a year, undergoing various revamps and adjustments as it ages to make it more beautiful than it is already. RiH's admins are Lisa (the head admin who likes to be told how much everyone loves her), Elle (the cool one who is actually very lovable, but who will take the initiative), and Cat (the fun one who plays Voldemort). Other notable members include: Brooke (the site's unofficial but somewhat native sweetheart who plays a number of loose canons including Charlie Flentowock and other canons such as Rita Skeeter) and Pax (who plays James Potter who is a tad of an idiot, but we all love him). The site is also distinguishable due to its nightly chats where members could discuss topics ranging from plotting to sex ed. In the latter case, Elle is the undoubted leader and Pax and Lisa rally around her.

The site is headed towards its second year and is continuing to go strong. Because of this, we love it.
1. I know more about Harry Potter and the Marauders than I do about American history from RiH.

2. I don't do drugs! I just go on Roses in Hand.

3. The crack!plots on RiH consist mainly of heaven, sex and heaven sex.
Roses in Hand by Roses in Hand August 24, 2009
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026