Skip to main content

puerto rican pig roast 

n.

A "three-way" based sexual act involving two men and one woman.

The woman is filled both orally and anally with dark rum, basted in a mixture of apple juice, brown sugar, and vinegar, then "put on the spit" penetrated both orally and either vaginally or anally.
Guy#1: Wow, look at that chick take those dicks.
Guy#2: Yeah, nothing beats a good old fashioned Puerto Rican pig roast.
puerto rican pig roast mug front
Get the puerto rican pig roast mug.
See more merch

pig roast 

A sexual encounter in which a woman is put on her hands and knees and penetrated from both ends, generally resembling a pig being roasted on a spit.
I asked the girl I was hooking up with if she had a friend for my buddy. She said no but since there was only two of us and she had three holes she could take care of him too. Then she took us back to her place and we gave her a pig roast.
pig roast by Crooked L3 May 13, 2003

Schoharie Pig Roast 

Evolved from the Alabama Pig Roast but instead of arm wrestling on ones back you play Schoharie style Bingo with a Dauber

Alabama Pig Roast: When one guy is having sex with a girl doggy style and another guy is getting a blowjob and they arm wrestle on the girl's back.
I was invited to the Schoharie Pig Roast but was asked to leave when I forgot my dauber.

uncle sam's pig roast 

Uncle Sam's Pig Roast (n) - The act of copulation with an obese woman on the fourth of July.
"Brian's walking kind of funny, he must've gone to Uncle Sam's Pig Roast... by the way, happy Independance Day!!"
uncle sam's pig roast by mr & jb September 3, 2006

Pig roast 

A pig roast is preformed when a female engages intercourse with two males, one initiates doggy style, while the other recieves head. The result should look like a pig being roasted over a fire.
Guy #1 let's fuck Julia tonight!
Guy #2 ok! But I get to go first!
Guy #1 don't worry about it! We can go at the same time! You get the back and I'll get the mouth!
Julia: like a pig roast! I'm excited! Let's do it!
Pig roast by The Maxwell October 5, 2009

Pig Roast Scramble 

The act of taking a large, painful shit in a public bathroom, usually in the presence of another person who the will leave the vicinity of the bathroom feeling embarrassed for some reason.
Wow, I just got out of the bathroom and Im pretty sure that was the worse Pig Roast Scramble I've seen in a while!
Pig Roast Scramble by WootALoot December 14, 2009

Pig Roast 

the act of two men giving double penetration to someone with one in the mouth and one in the preferred back access. . . and then spinning her around like a pig on a spit.
We pig roasted this skank last night after happy hour.
Pig Roast by Zotts October 27, 2008