Zotts's definitions
An erection that is ordered, mandated and/or required during the time when a couple is trying get pregnant. This is most often needed when a couple is having sex purely for the purpose of getting pregnant, whether they are in the mood for sex or not.
Husband: "My wife just texted me that I need to get home and bang her."
Friend: "What? Your wife texts you for sex?"
Husband: "Nope. She's ovulating. Gotta go put on my game dick."
Friend: "What? Your wife texts you for sex?"
Husband: "Nope. She's ovulating. Gotta go put on my game dick."
by Zotts May 7, 2015
Get the Game dickmug. the act of two men giving double penetration to someone with one in the mouth and one in the preferred back access. . . and then spinning her around like a pig on a spit.
by Zotts October 27, 2008
Get the Pig Roastmug. When exercising, this a method of self motivation that involves getting behind someone attractive and letting their hot ass pull around the track to do more laps.
May also be done on treadmills.
May also be done on treadmills.
Q: What are you doing?
A: I'm going up to the park to run a few laps. Yup, I'll be ass-drafting my way through a 5K.
A: I'm going up to the park to run a few laps. Yup, I'll be ass-drafting my way through a 5K.
by Zotts June 17, 2010
Get the Ass-draftingmug.