rewriting history 

When a person can't take the reality of the truth about a breakup and instead "rewrites" what really happened and then tells other people the story as if that's what really happened.

Josh couldn't take the fact that Kathryn dumped him for his brother. By rewriting history, he could tell everyone he dumped her.

rewriting history by gothchic June 15, 2011

reshitting 

Reshitting is the act of taking your partner's stool, putting it into a freezer until it is hard.
Then inserting it into your own anus. Then when it warms, you push it out, thus "reshitting" what your partner has created for you to experience.

Shok wanted Sheri to experience the large stool he produced. After he froze it, Sheri inserted it into her anus so she could enjoy it also through reshitting.

reshitting by Burner71 November 8, 2007

Reshitting 

1. Act of incessant spamming.

2. Acting dumb before a test only to top it later.
3. Just being an annoying person as a whole.

"If you don't want to be bullied you need to stop reshitting."
"That was the 10th family that returned you in a day, cause they couldn't tolerate your reshitting."

Reshitting by Jelus know April 10, 2022

Rewriting the Warsaw Pact 

fucking, having sex, getting it on, etc.

I opened the door and my roommate and his girl were rewriting the warsaw pact.

Rewriting the Warsaw Pact by Blunt March 31, 2004

Rewriting the Tax Code 

Taking a long shit/pooping

“We gotta wait for him to come out of the bathroom, he’s rewriting the tax code in there”

Rewriting the Tax Code by Hay19881 March 17, 2024