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Honest Reviewing

Not being blinded by nostalgia of le wrong generation or the popularity of the current media. Being fair to all music/movies/TV programs. You probably get a lot of shit for your opinion, but that's why it's called honest.
You know, for as much shit as One Direction got, we're not going to act like The Beatles' early music followed the same stuff. Of course, The Beatles evolved, but so did 1D. Just because 1D only existed to get girls wet, the early Beatles material did just the same thing. It's just honest reviewing.

DIRECTIONER: You want me to compare beautiful art to that gay-ass shit?
LE WRONG GENERATION: But The Beatles are the best! One Direction are gay-ass shit!

You're not getting the point.

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something that always shows up when they think your a robot
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Stop reviewing your own product 

A phrase said to a person who gives commentary on his own story or gives opinions about their own beliefs.
A: man I don’t wan’t want to tell the story, it is very boring.

B: stop reviewing your own product and start explaining

fragment consider revising

The most useless grammar error in Microsoft word.
No one can quite work out why it appears, or how to correct the sentence. Some have had success in removing the green line the accompanies the "fragment consider revising" grammatical error, by simply adding comma's (,) and full stops (.) randomly in the area underlined by the grammar check. Allmost everyone has an encounter with this error at one stage while using Microsoft word and some question why the developers even bothered implemented such as useless feature.
Rumour has it, the one who can remove the error from a sentence will be the legendary soul who will lead Microsoft to defeat, and the uprising of Linux will begin. (Mac’s don’t have a part in this because the lack of evolution has meant their mouse only has one button)
User writes the following in Microsoft word 2003: "Classification definitions, the definitions for people who are employed, and for those who are not employed may not be suitable."
Microsoft grammar check: fragment consider revising
User has no indication of how to correct the error.

Revising Perfection 

To be so awesome that people's views on what perfection is are altered and raised to your level of awesomeness.
Bill: Dude did you see that awesome band last night?
Fred: Yeah man they were Revising Perfection!

relieving yourself 

Relieving one's self is a polite way of saying "peeing". For example "He proceeded to relieve him self against a tree" or "She had remove herself from the dinner table momentarily to relieve herself".
Could you excuse me?, I have to relieve myself. Hence "relieving yourself"

relieving stress 

to have an orgasm, term mostly used towards someone masturbating, but also can be used for sexual intercourse, which is slightly better than "mocking your member."
hey man get out of the bathroom! I'm relieving stress.
relieving stress by ifuckdumbbitches November 28, 2007