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Reverse Prank Call 

When you receive a call from a telemarketer and you just fuck around with them.
Telemarketer 1: Would you be interested in buying a Shamwow for the low price of $19.99?
You: No speaka the english
Telemarketer 1: would you like me to switch you to a spanish line?
You: No speaka the english
Telemarketer 2: ¿Le gustaría comprar un ShamWow pero solamente 2.000 pesos?
You: What the fuck? Speak english you retard
(hang up)
You: Man that was a great Reverse Prank Call
Reverse Prank Call by Emack44 October 18, 2010

Reverse Prank Call 

Verb. The act of flipping the tables on a telemarketer,restricted pone calls or unknown callers just by simply wasting thier time by changing your voice, give false info or anything one would normally in an ordinary prank call. Originated by Sir Chunx in 2004.
TM: Hello we're looking for a Mr. Smith, this is the rd cross calling.
You: This is Tyrone ain't no Mr. Smith here ya dumbass, how about checkin yo damn records.
TM: Alright thank you.
TM cals again
TM: Yes ichecked my records and it's urgent we speak to Mr. Smith
You: Yes this is Mr.Smith i have no idea what you are talkin about, but what is the matter of your call.
TM: Welll this is the American Re Cross....
You: Oh yeah i uh have AIDS so my bad.
Hang up YOu: oh yeah tthat's how a Reverse Prank Call is done
Reverse Prank Call by Sir Chunx August 4, 2010

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026