Mercury retrograde 

When the planet Mercury appears to travel backward across the sky. These times can cause confusion, delay, and frustration, and unpleasant communications!

Shucks, It's Mercury retrograde from May 29 to June 22 this year...better watch my tongue!

Mercury retrograde by Lovin3434! June 1, 2021

retrograde wheelbarrow 

A sexual position in which the male (or pitcher) stands behind the female (catcher) and holds her legs up while she holds herself up with her arms in a wheelbarrow-like position, face down. It is in this position that the two engage in thrustings and moanings of sorts.

Male 1 - Dude, my girlfriend and I tried out the retrograde wheelbarrow last night. It was great.
Male 2 - I've gotta try that, soon.

retrograde wheelbarrow by ryantowelpants November 23, 2007

Mercury Retrograde 

A scapegoat for astrologists to use when shit happens.

Everything in my life is going wrong! It must be Mercury Retrograde.

Mercury Retrograde by Symeli May 28, 2010

Retrograde 

A feeling of aggression through astrology hoes that get them in the fighting mood because that planets got defensive.

“Mars is in retrograde this week, guess I’m fighting with everyone, including myself “

Retrograde by It’s ya boy SP October 15, 2020

retrograde prick 

An insulting and harsher sounding name to sling at a degenerate bastard.

Sir, you are a most retrograde prick.

retrograde prick by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2019

retrograde revolution 

The theory that history and culture (i.e. fashion, music etc.) repeats itself every couple of decades.

Its plausibility draws from the fact that most parents raise their children with the same ideas that their own parents asserted upon them.

There are many similarities between the war in Iraq today and the Vietnam war .. It's almost like a retrograde revolution.

Hopefully, a retrograde revolution involving the 60s and 70s will begin, and groups will actually start playing some real music.

The comeback of blazers is part of the retrograde revolution.

retrograde revolution by Isabella June 9, 2005

mercury retrograde 

A three week period in which the planet Mercury to appears to be in backwards motion.

during this time human beings experience many adverse effects, such as memory loss, loss of time, loss of items, loss of virginity, loss of common sense. As for technology many unexpected glitches occur during this time, such as software crashes and emails getting lost

2000 November - Bush-Gore election
2006 July - Zidane head butts Materatzi in World Cup final
2006 July - Israel / Hezbollah brew ha ha
2006 July - Software companies experiences unforseen glitches

I can't believe Zidane headbutted that I-talian guy in such an important game, must be mercury retrograde

smart guy: Hey guys its August, we all made it through Mercury Retrograde without any glitches

co-workers: uhhh its July still.

smart guy: God damn it, MERCURY RETROGRADE

mercury retrograde by justapaperbag July 26, 2006