3 definitions by justapaperbag

Top Definition
A three week period in which the planet Mercury to appears to be in backwards motion.

during this time human beings experience many adverse effects, such as memory loss, loss of time, loss of items, loss of virginity, loss of common sense. As for technology many unexpected glitches occur during this time, such as software crashes and emails getting lost

2000 November - Bush-Gore election
2006 July - Zidane head butts Materatzi in World Cup final
2006 July - Israel / Hezbollah brew ha ha
2006 July - Software companies experiences unforseen glitches
I can't believe Zidane headbutted that I-talian guy in such an important game, must be mercury retrograde

smart guy: Hey guys its August, we all made it through Mercury Retrograde without any glitches

co-workers: uhhh its July still.

smart guy: God damn it, MERCURY RETROGRADE
by justapaperbag July 25, 2006
Women who work for the large video game company: Electronic Arts.

These odd individuals are often attention starved (thus the reason for working in a male dominated environment) and are usually boring dates. However they eventually go through the sweet transition from virgin to nymphomaniac over a short period of time, such as a messy weekend or the overpriced company xmas party.

Their attire includes some of the following: Thick glasses, long skirts, hello kitty gear, lululemon hoodies, and the traditional american look of a college or high school t-shirt, and jeans (ie Julia Roberts look in My Best Friend's Wedding)

Being asian too is sometimes a requirement, but this is only about 50-99%
Hey Jamaal blud, you look tired. OT?

Naw man, I made the mistake of going out with that weird chick from the Animation. Boring date, but great lay

Ha EA girls!
by justapaperbag July 25, 2006
phrase used by males towards females, to describe that they have been a really good platonic friend

popularized by Steven from Laguna Beach (crica season 1)
"Hey Lauren, that was 'so bro of you' "
by justapaperbag July 27, 2006

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