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Retendous 

The act of creating a word and using the word( the word would be retendous too)in presence of someone who believes itself to be a smart-ass with a great vocabulary to later on finding them using that word and then telling them that it is not a real word that is present in a dictionary other than urbandictionary proving that they are just an ass.
Guy annoyed by smart-ass: That party was so retendous!
...hours later...

smart-ass: Man, I had the most retendolous time in *insert random bar here*

Guy annoyed by smart-ass: That is not a real word...

smart-ass: but I heard you say it a few hours ago

Guy annoyed by smart-ass: i just made that word up to prove you are an ass
Retendous by toxkapownd September 25, 2010
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Semen retention 

Not masturbating or having sex. Many people beleive this will help you be more masculin if you are a man, along with other benifits.
You heard about semen retention?
Semen retention by Ctsdj November 14, 2019
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Reena is so perfect in every way she doesn’t realize that . She is so gorgeous, pretty, cute , beautiful and adorable if u have her in ur life dang ur so lucky . Reena is special she is not like everyone she is way too precious and perfect from any other human

.she cares about everything and every and she is so nice

Nobody love reena more than I do

YES REENA I LOVE YOU WAY MORE
Someone : do you anyone called reena

Someone 2: yessss she is so gorgeous and perfect right
Reena by Taylorr June 26, 2018

angel retentive 

A trait in which people are so holier-than-thou, they can’t endure soiling their hands with anything that falls outside their fanatical religious beliefs.
Wow, that preacher dude wouldn’t even touch my band’s CD because the cover was red and black, which he says are the colors of Satan!

“You know that guy is totally angel retentive.”
a reena is a gorgeous girl!

She has a heart of gold and is one of a kind.

She will make you laugh, amaze you with her talents, and make you wanna spend all your time with her!
There is a queue of guys waiting in line...

What is the furore about?

Oh they are all waiting for a chance to date a reena!
reena by beeeeeeeeeeeeeee May 28, 2013

Retinal Vaginitis 

Uncontrollable staring at a hot piece of ass.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.
After the crash Brad's doctor diagnosed him with Acute Retinal Vaginitis and he was found "not a fault"

The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.

"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"
Retinal Vaginitis by whatstheword August 12, 2012

vaginal retention plan 

A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.
Yeah, I'm dating somebody new but she doesn't put out, so I kept my ex on the Vaginal Retention Plan.