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Retardipated

The point of one's attraction to another person is so overwhelming or all-consuming, they start acting like a retard. (Usually at least one degree past twitterpated.)
"My roommate is so ass-over-teacup for this dude, she's acting like a total retard. She's retardipated over him."
Retardipated by MoniTheButt December 3, 2013

Retardated 

possessing; having the appearance or characteristics of, having a mental retardation.
the patient seems severely 'retardated' due to his actions and statements
Retardated by OmertaOmissions December 26, 2022

Retardinated 

A coordinated retarded person.
A participant in the Special Olympics.
Person 1:'I can't believe Brett won that game of darts.'
Person 2:'Tell me about it. After 8 beers, he is completed retardinated.'

Retarducated 

An educated person who cannot think for themselves and instead repeats a narrative or follows activists cults, who uses their knowledge on how to do proper research to support an echo-chamber or for self-persuation, or both.
Mitch is retarducated, he has completed his masters degree in environmental science, so instead of taking the job offer from Shell to help reduce their carbon footprint, he got a criminal record after he glued himself to the road and created a huge traffic jam.

Mindy will not have her kids vaccinated, she says it gives them autism. She must know what she is talking about since she has a bachelors degree and has done a lot of research online, like all true retarducated people.
Retarducated by OCWEB July 4, 2023

retardicated 

When some one is so intoxicated the act in a special needs or retarded mannor.
Uncle Derek was so retardicated last night he crawled around the house and feel asleep in trash.
retardicated by EliD916 March 15, 2017