The act of putting in a good feeling with your friend’s girlfriend so then when they breakup your there for her as backup
by FRANKLENS TOWER October 29, 2020
Carl: "Hey Dave, are you gonna hook up with Kathryn? She's smokin' hot, but also a raging bitch."
Dave: "Yeah, I know, but she'll look great on my fuck resume."
Dave: "Yeah, I know, but she'll look great on my fuck resume."
by sempre_giocoso December 15, 2013
n. A complete and comprehensive list of concerts that one has attended. Often casual conversation between fellow concert goers.
by ke1v3y May 23, 2010
The job application or resume that isn't chock loaded with outrageous lies and overglorified bullshit.
hands interviewer *the real resume*
Interviewer: It says here that you were 'the Big Chief' at 'Village Island', 'CEO' at 'Baumeister Confections' and 'Captain Charon' on the 'Triton Destroyer'?
Interviewee: That is correct.
Interviewer: Those are computer games, no?
Interviewee: That is correct.
Interviewer: Please leave.
Interviewer: It says here that you were 'the Big Chief' at 'Village Island', 'CEO' at 'Baumeister Confections' and 'Captain Charon' on the 'Triton Destroyer'?
Interviewee: That is correct.
Interviewer: Those are computer games, no?
Interviewee: That is correct.
Interviewer: Please leave.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 24, 2010
An individual's history of sexual conquest, detailing all the people they have banged. As with all resumes, each person listed should be accompanied with references who can verify the claim so as not to false advertise to others who come across your bang resume.
Student 1: "I don't believe he banged our English teacher this summer."
Student 2: "It's true, it's right there in black and white on his bang resume."
Student 2: "It's true, it's right there in black and white on his bang resume."
by Stankle13 January 11, 2012
not hearing shit from a prospective employer after sending a resume. -perhaps you out and out weren't qualified, or didn't include the "magic word/s"!? -employers have to have everything perfect on a resume, then rarely have the common decency (or time!?) to at least contact you for the 'take-down'...-kind of makes one feel about two places above a 'tool' or 'machine'!!
-those in resume limbo can/will stay this way for all eternity, unless they operate 'in volume', just like the perspective employer...(ie: HUNDREDS of resumes to HUNDREDS of employers!! -this, however CAN be a problem when there are NO jobs to be had!!) -there also is a 'hustle the employer' school too, if one "really wants the job"
-those in resume limbo can/will stay this way for all eternity, unless they operate 'in volume', just like the perspective employer...(ie: HUNDREDS of resumes to HUNDREDS of employers!! -this, however CAN be a problem when there are NO jobs to be had!!) -there also is a 'hustle the employer' school too, if one "really wants the job"
did you ever hear back from JR Foolsley company john? -fuck no, i'm in resume limbo!!
i was in resume limbo with TE POOP company, when the HR person actually called me with status...i couldn't believe it!!?
i was in resume limbo with TE POOP company, when the HR person actually called me with status...i couldn't believe it!!?
by michael foolsley January 26, 2010
A sexual experience that is so noteworthy that you would put it on a hypothetical sex resume, consisting of sex stories that you would be proud to boast about to others.
by tHaKid September 14, 2014