Reticulous - adjective
A combination between ridiculous and retarded normally said when someone or something says something extremely stupid. When describing someone you can either call them a reticulous person or reticularded if they are extremely retarded.
Craig: Shall we have Brelundin
Paddy: Nah its only 22:17 Don't be Reticulous
Craig: I think the green lantern is better than batman
Summer: Dont be reticulous its just cos you have a massive gay man crush on the green lantern
Craig would be an example of a reticulous or reticularded person because his stupidity is beyond ridiculous
When something is so ridiculously shitty that it should not be possible. Can be compared to a girl having diarrhea during anal penetration.
Matt: Dude, last night was absolutely reshitulous.
Joe: Why's that?
Matt: I was backdooring Sally and she liquid shit all over my cock. That bitch is getting dumped!