system requirements

The minimum requirements that your computer must meet in order to run a certian piece of software...

Rephrased: What your computer must have installed in it before it can run this program.

System Requirements: 300Mhz Pentium Processor and 128Mb RAM.

by Darvell January 29, 2004

required by LAW

Mandated due to your having a Light Anti-Tank Weapon ("LAW") rocket aimed at you.

Osama bin Laden has zero concern about the legality/ethics of his terrorist actions; the only time he'll practice reasonable behavior is if it's required by LAW, i.e., if he's actually lookin' down the snout of an anti-tank rocket.

by QuacksO March 3, 2018

system requirements

the computer setup that a certain piece of software will likely run poorly on.

Doom 3 has really high system requirements.

by ryon January 30, 2004

system requirements

The type of hardware required by a piece of software.

The system requirements for this product: Windows XP operating system
700 MHz CPU or faster
128 MB or more of RAM

by Stoovie February 4, 2004

action required

A douchebag way bosses approach their employee's to get things done. Usually in the form of an email with the subject line being, Action Required.

Action Required: Do this task now! I'm your boss and I will fire you if you don't.

by Johnny Mackster November 24, 2014

Cuddle Requiritis

When your girlfriend just really wants those cuddles

*looks down to gf’s head on your shoulder*
“Well, looks like you have Cuddle requiritis!”

by Tobewrym April 7, 2023

required by law

A disclaimer used for obvious puns, corny jokes, and things that a person says every time a particular subject comes up.

"I need to go get some caulk." "Well I hope you get a nice, big, long lasting caulk. Yeah, I'm required by law to say that."
disclaimer cliche puns obligatory jokes

by SerenaBlackCat May 23, 2016