system requirements

That thing you do not meet when calling a technical support hotline.

-Sorry sir, but you do not meet the system requirements and therefore do not qualify for support.
-Thanks for nothing asshole

by James Legroove February 6, 2004

System Requirements

The requirements you need (RAM, hard drive space) to run a certain program. In most cases, they are not met.

System Requirements: Ten Squillion Megabytes of RAM.

by Rohan February 2, 2004

system requirements

1. System specs required to run a program or install a piece of hardware on your computer.
2. Way to make you buy new computers.

System requirements.... 500$ and a trip to Staples/Business Depot...

by Tim February 8, 2004

no investigation required

the act of telling someone to chill out with the questions

Me: Yo i met this mad nice girl yesterday

Person: What's her name? What school does she go to? Where does she live?

Me: Yo chill no investigation required

by jdsos March 17, 2009

room of requirement

Duh! The restroom, what else?

Z: Where you off to?
A: The room of requirement
Z: For what?
A: Duh!

by Pseudonym, obviously August 14, 2008

No Jacket Required

A 1985 Phil Collins album that nobody knows what the name really means.

Man, my mom threw out my No Jacket Required cassette!

by Flubbeltrab March 29, 2018

system requirements

What attributes your computer must have to be able to run or install a program, eg. hard drive space, RAM, processor speed, etc.

The system requirements for this game is 128MB RAM, 400MHz processor, and 1GB of free hard drive space.

by Isi Oamen February 8, 2004