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Roganized 

Watching too much UFC, and Fear factor. Also becoming way too interested in psychedilic drugs such as DMT, Shrooms and opening your mind to gain a new insight. Also having numerous theories. All of which are documented by Joe Rogan !
-Dude last weekend i tried some DMT, and went into hyperspace . Then on Saturday I watched UFC 98.

- Sounds like you have been Roganized.
Roganized by dragonninjah March 8, 2011
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reorganization 

Corporatese for "fired." Derives from the passive-aggressive nature's response to the pressure to act in a way that can be deemed "not too nice."
"I'm sorry to inform you that you've been reorganized."
"Dude! I've been reorganized!"
"There has been a lot of reorganization around here."
reorganization by Po-mo Superstar December 9, 2004

reorganise her organs 

the definition of the phrase 'reorganise her organs' is when the intercourse is so good and your penis is so big you have the capability to reorganise the female's stomach and other organs.
Darnell : ' i had some good sex last night.'
Deshawn : ' did you reorganise her organs?'
Darnell : 'yes i did!'

reorganize 

Rearranging the mess into another form of mess
Dudette : Dude, your room looks like a hurricane just hit it...

Dude : What are you talking about? I just reorganized everything again.

Dudette : Yeah well, it still looks like a mess.

Dude : Get out of my man cave now.
reorganize by nuthead August 1, 2009

reorganization 

The act of promoting oneself under the guise that it is for the good of the company. Usually performed by a senior staff member. See also: Fauxmotion
We're happy to announce that our reorganization has resulted in the promotion of Lawrence P. Merriweather from Senior Director to SuperDuper Senior Director.
reorganization by Bjork Van Patten December 10, 2004

Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizer 

When a sweet mild slides down your shaft with the precision of a well organized milf poking causing her velvet cavern to reorganize
Damn, that was a Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizer. She must have kids and loose morals

reorganizaster 

1. An unexpected, unintended, unwanted, detrimental, and/or failed outcome of a management-directed reorganization.
2. A mere expectation expressed overtly or covertly as either a valid or sarcastic criticism of management or the man, by an organization's employee or stakeholder who has prior experience associated with the first definition; or prior experience with any reorganization that resulted in disruption, micromanagement, employment changes, or "fixing something that isn't broken."
3. Management’s persistent attempt to make a failing or failed reorganization succeed, typically to the detriment and chagrin of everyone involved with the organization.
4. A type of fail.
5. Can be a tool of crisis management, or it can result in crisis management.
6. A word that could be used by a person who is simply afraid of change, in reaction to a good management decision.
John: It's a stupid idea! Such B.S. Just when I was getting accustomed to the garbage that we're putting up with after the previous reorganizaster, here we go again...another internal assessment and more interference with our real work. We'll be the laughing stock, and morale is gonna suck.
Bill: Yep, here comes a reorganizaster.
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