reorganize 

Rearranging the mess into another form of mess

Dudette : Dude, your room looks like a hurricane just hit it...

Dude : What are you talking about? I just reorganized everything again.

Dudette : Yeah well, it still looks like a mess.

Dude : Get out of my man cave now.

reorganize by nuthead August 1, 2009

office reorganisation 

A sadistic and senseless activity carried out by departmental managers to reassert their power over underlings when their previous cynical management strategies such as teamwork, motivation and front line empowerment have accidentally worked more effectively than could have ever been predicted. Office reorganisation involves creating a fictional reason for getting employees to throw out all their previous years' work, breaking up close collegial relationships and generally restoring a feeling of fear and intimidation which result in the employee realising once again who is in charge.

Manager: Well Bill, it looks like you'll need to move desks to the corner over there in the office reorganisation.

Bill: But I'm working quite well here next to Sandra. Also I have a lot of work to do at the moment.

Manager: Don't be a cunt Bill. Do what you're told. The office reorganisation takes top priority. Just get it done.

office reorganisation by The Gonzo Lecture March 3, 2010

Roganized 

Watching too much UFC, and Fear factor. Also becoming way too interested in psychedilic drugs such as DMT, Shrooms and opening your mind to gain a new insight. Also having numerous theories. All of which are documented by Joe Rogan !

-Dude last weekend i tried some DMT, and went into hyperspace . Then on Saturday I watched UFC 98.

- Sounds like you have been Roganized.

Roganized by dragonninjah March 8, 2011

reorganization 

Corporatese for "fired." Derives from the passive-aggressive nature's response to the pressure to act in a way that can be deemed "not too nice."

"I'm sorry to inform you that you've been reorganized."
"Dude! I've been reorganized!"
"There has been a lot of reorganization around here."

reorganization by Po-mo Superstar December 9, 2004

reorganise her organs 

the definition of the phrase 'reorganise her organs' is when the intercourse is so good and your penis is so big you have the capability to reorganise the female's stomach and other organs.

Darnell : ' i had some good sex last night.'
Deshawn : ' did you reorganise her organs?'
Darnell : 'yes i did!'

reorganise her organs by skadoop creator August 6, 2020

Reganize 

To turn something into a Ronald Regan meme

Johnny reganized his friend when he photoshopped Ronald Regan face onto them

Reganize by Lousyguy66 October 25, 2017

reorganization 

The act of promoting oneself under the guise that it is for the good of the company. Usually performed by a senior staff member. See also: Fauxmotion

We're happy to announce that our reorganization has resulted in the promotion of Lawrence P. Merriweather from Senior Director to SuperDuper Senior Director.

reorganization by Bjork Van Patten December 10, 2004