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Rimants Logic 

Logistical thinking so outrageously terrible it could've only been thought up by Rimants.
"Why don't we just make all cars propelled by magnets?"

"Rimants logic."
Rimants Logic by bensastian November 21, 2022

Remantle 

Kevin dismantled and then remantled the laptop.
Remantle by ByteSpud September 25, 2009

anal remnants 

when there is anal residue from a persons back passage, most likly uncontrollable diorahea, after being anally shafted
alex: oh clare i just swallowed your anal remnants

clare: oh alex it was the curry
anal remnants by scott field May 13, 2005

remnants 

Small pieces of faecal matter that remain in the toilet bowl after it has been flushed. Immortalised in the TV show "Allie McBeal" by John Cage:
(explaining his remote control toilet flusher)
John "The Biscuit" Cage: Sometimes people leave in haste, forget to flush. Other times, there are residual remnants. I like a fresh bowl.
John "The Biscuit" Cage: My regularity's easily thrown. Unclean bowls... trouble me.
John "The Biscuit" Cage: I like a fresh bowl and remnants upset me.
The diarrhoea was so bad no matter how hard I flushed some remnants surfaced in the bowl
remnants by argusm June 7, 2007

remnants 

A 'remnant' generally refers to a small leftover portion after the main part no longer exists (as in leftover cloth) but for our purposes: the last few girls still at the bar/club as closing time approaches.

I think I'll stay a little longer and wait around for the remnants.
remnants by Jeffrovich November 1, 2007

Remantle 

Dismantling something and then remantling it again
I remantled my Lego millennium falcon
Remantle by andrea36 September 15, 2016