10 definitions by argusm

Top Definition
XXL
A fat lesbian. XX is the genetic makeup for a female. XXL both refers to size and sexual preference.
She looks so fat and butch she must be XXL
by Argusm May 05, 2007
An unpleasant orgasm because of pain, fear of pregnancy, disease or embarassment
My rubber broke when I was shafting this poxy whore causing me to have an aarghasm
by argusm May 20, 2007
Sounds the same as Cialis - what you say when you have problems getting an erection
My cock won't get hard - I'll have to see Alice
by argusm May 20, 2007
1) Describes something or someone that is awesomely cool
2) Describes something or someone that is physically strong, hard
1) James drove his father's Porsche to the school social. "Hell,dude" said his friend "That's one muscly car!"
2) Thai hookers give the best sex - they have the most muscly vaginas
by Argusm May 14, 2007
Rash or inflammation caused by titfucking with a cheesy penis
Q: What's that poxy rash on your chest, bitch?
A: That's smegmatitis from tit fucking with Rastus's alabama black snake. He aint washed it for a month!
by Argusm May 05, 2007
Describes a person whose voice is very high
That lead singer for Sigur Ros is such a highnuts I thought he was a female
by argusm September 04, 2007
Small pieces of faecal matter that remain in the toilet bowl after it has been flushed. Immortalised in the TV show "Allie McBeal" by John Cage:
(explaining his remote control toilet flusher)
John "The Biscuit" Cage: Sometimes people leave in haste, forget to flush. Other times, there are residual remnants. I like a fresh bowl.
John "The Biscuit" Cage: My regularity's easily thrown. Unclean bowls... trouble me.
John "The Biscuit" Cage: I like a fresh bowl and remnants upset me.
The diarrhoea was so bad no matter how hard I flushed some remnants surfaced in the bowl
by argusm May 20, 2007

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