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10. highnuts
Describes a person whose voice is very high
That lead singer for Sigur Ros is such a highnuts I thought he was a female
9. Amazonian Rain Forest
Densely overgrown pubic bush that is impenetrable and exudes extreme humidity. May harbour unusual or exotic flora and fauna. May be found in some lesbian communities, Appalachian hillbillies, Russian shotputters,female Sasquatch, adrenogenital syndrome and bearded dwarves.
"Hey Chuck how did you go with that Sasquatch last night"
"Real bad. I got stuck in her Amazonian Rain Forest for 12 hours and had to do the angry lawnmower to get out"
8. remnants
Small pieces of faecal matter that remain in the toilet bowl after it has been flushed. Immortalised in the TV show "Allie McBeal" by John Cage:
(explaining his remote control toilet flusher)
John "The Biscuit" Cage: Sometimes people leave in haste, forget to flush. Other times, there are residual remnants. I like a fresh bowl.
John "The Biscuit" Cage: My regularity's easily thrown. Unclean bowls... trouble me.
John "The Biscuit" Cage: I like a fresh bowl and remnants upset me.
The diarrhoea was so bad no matter how hard I flushed some remnants surfaced in the bowl
7. nip and tuck
Sex change operation - gender reassignment
Brian had always wanted to be a woman so he saved hard to go to Thailand for a nip and tuck
6. aarghasm
An unpleasant orgasm because of pain, fear of pregnancy, disease or embarassment
My rubber broke when I was shafting this poxy whore causing me to have an aarghasm
5. crackaphat
Generic term for anything that can produce an erection e.g. Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, sexy body etc
Impotent man goes to the doctor and says "I can't do anything with this soft schlong - you have to give me some crackaphat"
4. see Alice
Sounds the same as Cialis - what you say when you have problems getting an erection
My cock won't get hard - I'll have to see Alice
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