The word relaxer means to straighten a back persons hair. It takes the kink and nappyness out of the hair, but it is greasy
by preppy princess April 23, 2005
by Crusty grandma June 24, 2021
The one thing in our lives that disappears sometime between middle school and freshman year that dosen't come back until we are old and wrinkly and have nothing to do but watch our grandchildren.
Guy 1: Dude, when will I get some time to just sit and rest?
Guy 2: When you're 90. And What you want is relaxation... should of enjoyed it while you could.
Guy 2: When you're 90. And What you want is relaxation... should of enjoyed it while you could.
by posioncupcake November 16, 2011
A stimulant or relaxant that one ingests or inhales before spending a holiday with relatives. Initially termed for a stiff drink but has evolved with the demands of progress to include anything that can positively alter your state. Best described as smooth and mellowing in it's desired effect. Softening sharp edges, get the pun? Relaxative.
1. Just before the whole clan family arrives we always take a break for a quick relaxative.
2. The inlaws can be demanding at the best of times and they don't drink, so my fiancee and I always leave time to park the car and walk up the street for a relaxative before we head inside for a sure to be grueling dinner.
3. This calls for a relaxative!
2. The inlaws can be demanding at the best of times and they don't drink, so my fiancee and I always leave time to park the car and walk up the street for a relaxative before we head inside for a sure to be grueling dinner.
3. This calls for a relaxative!
by 123eric April 6, 2010
by Fred the breadrin March 11, 2003