Relaxation 

Something I will never experience

Good luck trying to find relaxation.

Relaxation by Crusty grandma June 24, 2021

Relaxation 

The one thing in our lives that disappears sometime between middle school and freshman year that dosen't come back until we are old and wrinkly and have nothing to do but watch our grandchildren.

Guy 1: Dude, when will I get some time to just sit and rest?
Guy 2: When you're 90. And What you want is relaxation... should of enjoyed it while you could.

Relaxation by posioncupcake November 17, 2011

relaxation 

the point after having sex or siting naked in a really comfy chair (or both!)

that was a good 3 hour bang baby but now its time for some serious relaxation!

relaxation by Fred the breadrin March 11, 2003

Relaxation 

Relaxing is something everybody needs in order to sleep, work and play and if we’re going to be living a longer time we needs lots of rest

Ask: So do you have a very mild temper because you have relaxation

Answer: I’d say that’s true because I never get mad..hahahaha

Relaxation by Wild Jagah March 6, 2023

relaxation dump 

The action of moving a bowel to reduce stress or otherwise boost moral prior to a big test or exam.

Subsequent to taking a relaxation dump I feel more prepared and can better focus on the task at hand.

relaxation dump by KJones January 5, 2008

relaxation assistant 

One (usually a female) who will massage your cock for a given amount of money, or cocaine.

Jim is lonely this evening, so hes going to buy a relaxation assistant to easy is lonlyness

relaxation assistant by horny lepard March 29, 2010

relaxation therapist 

a smart ass way of telling someone to calm down.

Mike...please, relaxation therapist. I will go tommorow.

relaxation therapist by gerico August 12, 2003