releasing the demons

Furious masturbation from pent up sexual frustration.

Aiden hadn't been laid in three years. He was too busy playing WOW to find a girlfriend. So when a female avatar in the game got half naked and danced, he began releasing the demons. Now his keyboard suffers from stickeys.

releasing the demons by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018

Repeating Castle 

When the same course of events happens repeatedly, despite attemps to to stop or change it.

Background: Expression is derived from the original Super Mario Brothers game on Nintendo. Some of the Bowser's Castle levels were 'repeating castles', where the same sequence of screen would repeate continually until the player performed the neccessary sequance of actions to get out of the repetition.

As Joe and Jon walked back to their campsite, they past what looked like the same tree at least three or four times before making it back.

"Fuck, I hope we get out of this repeating castle before dark," said Joe.

Repeating Castle by Hopewell Rocks December 11, 2009

releasing Windows Vista 

Euphemism for taking a dump.

"I was releasing Windows Vista so bad, I had to reboot twice."
"Wow, did that clog up productivity?"
"No, but it caused bad public relations."

releasing Windows Vista by Anonymous USF Student September 22, 2008

Releasing the Kraken

An epic dump (shit).

"Where's Bob?"

"He had too much of the Mexican food last night so he's releasing the Kraken in the bathroom."

Releasing the Kraken by SafeHouse March 31, 2010

Releasing the dog of war 

The sensation of pooing out a shit that has been troubling you for quite some time.

I walked in on him releasing the dog of war, he looked strangely pleased.

Releasing the dog of war by UD Scholar July 19, 2011

Rearing Unicorn

Where a couple starts having sex in the classic doggy position; then when he is ready to spit seed, he dismounts, leaps onto the woman's head and shoots for distance as she rears up.

Last night I performed the Rearing Unicorn on my wife.

Rearing Unicorn by Prometheus69 December 18, 2010

rearing to go

eager to begin; sometimes "raring" to go; the metaphor is equestrian and like other equestrian allusions "champing at the bit" it connotes that something or someone else is in control, in this case preventing immediate gratification

The twins were rearing to go on the drive to Disney World.

rearing to go by vortac August 29, 2006