When your woman shows a deep, DEEP desire for men "of Color" and you have to up your sexual game to keep her interest.
Biff: "Dude, I saw Muffy down dancing with Deshawn and Julio at that Club in Long Beach, what are you going to do?"
Chip: "I'm going to drag her little pink ass back up here to Manhattan Beach for some Vaginal Regentrification!"
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.