refriegraot 

Possibly the worst way to destroy the word "refrigerator."

Short Indian sleep-deprived devil: I'm not tired. I think I'll go the refriegraot.

refriegraot by sooootirrreeeedddd August 7, 2008

Refrigerator Tetris 

When you have so much food and leftovers in your refrigerator that you have to find a way to stack them to get them to fit.

Refrigerator: Open the door to start a game of Refrigerator Tetris.

Sean: *puts leftover pizza into the refrigerator*

*everything in refrigerator falls out*

Refrigerator: GAME OVER

Refrigerator Tetris by WIKITIKI July 7, 2009

Rectum juice in the refrigerator 

When a man fingers himself so much that instead of fieces, a clear liquid comes out his rectum and puts the fluid in the refrigerator in a containor to drink lator

Friend: u wanna come to my place

Man: nah i just feel like 'rectum juice in the refrigerator.

Rectum juice in the refrigerator by mc faggot fart October 11, 2016

Canadian Refrigerator 

A bank or pile of snow during the colder months of winter, where food or beverage products (namely soda and beer) can be stored. Great for parties.

"Are we out of Molson Canadian?"
"There's plenty in the Canadian refrigerator."

Canadian Refrigerator by hockeyguy071 December 7, 2009

Male Refrigerator Blindness 

The inability of a person to find what they're looking for in the fridge. Most commonly found in males, however it can appear in females as well.

Honey, can you help me find the milk? I've got a serious case of male refrigerator blindness.

Male Refrigerator Blindness by Annobal August 10, 2010

in the refrigerator 

To say that something is in the refrigerator means that it's a sure thing. Made famous by legendary Los Angeles Lakers basketball play-by-play announcer Chick Hearn.

announcer #1 > can we put this one in the refrigerator?
chick > this game is in the refrigerator!

in the refrigerator by rich rick June 21, 2013

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more 

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011