The standard populators of small town America. Red necks usually live in double wide trailers 1-5 miles outside city limits, typically on a dirt road. Red necks never go to real colleges (a few will push their way through the local community college to get degrees in automotive technology or welding but they cringe their teeth and dread every minute of it). Instead Rednecks tend to get manual blue collar jobs straight out of high school and continue to live with their parents for many years after graduation (assuming that they graduate. Most don't). Rednecks' lives revolve around cars, they talk about cars all day long every day and every time you try to change the subject they bring it back to cars. They hate anything new or foreign made and only like old beat up 1970s american clunkers with half the roof rusted off and the other half of the paint chipped right off, the kind of cars you have to warm up in the summer time. These cars are their pride and joy and they spend 50 percent of their pay checks every month on picking up "new" parts from the junk yard to fix this or that (the other 50 percent goes to budweiser and Kentucky deluxe "whiskey"). Rednecks love to buy old clunkers with no engine from the local junkyard and letting them sit on their lawn. They usually brag that these cars COULD be nice someday. Rednecks are trapped in the small towns they were born in and never leave, although most will brag night and day that next week they're moving to Los Angeles or New York City. Rednecks are extremely crude and have no concept of social pragmatism. Total strangers will try to brag to you about how big their wang is and try to force you to tell them how big you are. Rednecks continue to live in 17th century and usually father ten children with different women of various ages between 15 and 40. Rednecks will usually call you at midnight on a weeknight just to brag about a new part they got out of a junkyard to improve their old clunker.
Rednecks are scared shitless of large cities. They claim that there's way too much traffic, prices are too high, too much crime, too many liberals, people are too rude etc and tend to go on vacation to places way out in the middle of nowehere (obscure lakes, the woods, etc).
Redneck societies are usually split equally between two equally dreadful subsocieties:
1)The christian conservatives: typically a severely overweight husband and wife who go to church three times a week and constantly try to strong arm you into coming. Hard core baptists who take every chance they can to tell you you're going to hell unless you sign on the dotted line saying "Yes I ___ accept Jesus as my personal savior".
2)The drunks: unemployed slobs with ten children from different women who wander the dirt roads of town because they can't afford to buy gas for their old clunker cars. Beg random strangers for change to buy beer or whiskey.
Rednecks are such a drag. Thank God they're all confined to the small towns of America and never venture out to our Large cities.
You would be a redneck if:more...
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.
You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.
Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator.
You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.
You mow your lawn and find a car.
You can spit without opening your mouth.
Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes and a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.
You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
Taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
There are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.
You take a fishing pole to Sea World.
The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.
You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
You've ever shot somebody over a mall parking space.
Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
You think mud rasslin' should be an Olympic sport.
The receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.
More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
You think the stock market has a fence around it.
You think the O.J. trial was the...
Mildly offensive term for a lower class white person from the southeastern states of the USA. Derives from someone who spent a lot of time on manual labour outside and so received a "red neck" from the sun.
Who says "y'all" anymore, apart from damn rednecks?
"The glorious absence of sophistication"
you might be a redneck if the tires on your truck cost more than your truck
One who arranges to have their daughter baptized at Daytona Motor Speedway(true story).
The rednecks went to Daytona just to get their daughter baptized there.
Rednecks live in the Southeastern United States. While they do not comprise the entire population in this region they do make up the vast majority of the people here.more...
Typically, rednecks live in rural settings. They avoid urban settings. They are proud of their pick-up trucks or older cars and stick with them despite rising gas prices.
They typically work industrial or manual labor jobs. The majority do not have anything beyond a high school education. They depend on the "Good 'Ol Boy" system of advancement. They are extremely weary of those who do possess the desire to act educated -- these people are perceived as sell-outs.
You can often see rednecks hauling lawn equipment or hunting (dog) equipment even if they do not plan on using these items in the near future. It is a proud symbol of their social class.
Rednecks often are seen about in hunting attire even though they do not plan to hunt anything. Dressing up comprises of dockers and a tucked in polo shirt. Baseball hats on men are a must regardless of the occasion or whether indoors or not.
Most rednecks do not live in mobile homes anymore. Most have modest homes. Typically they decorate in Native American or hunting themes. Most devote much more money into their vehicles then their homes.
Rednecks speak with a Southern accent and avoid using big words. They may know big words but it is not socially acceptable to use them. People who do are identified as outsiders.
only require a shotgun, rifle, and 4 wheel drive
"With a shotgun, rifle, and a 4 wheel drive, a country boy can survive"
-Hank Williams Jr.
a glorious lack of sophistication
at least one person in your family is one