red rocketeer

Someone who sexually arouses a male dog on purpose, causing the poor pooch to get a red rocket.

Dude, what are you, a red rocketeer? Quit rubbing my damn dog’s belly and making him stiff.

by brighter light January 07, 2014

red rocket

that red hot dog like stick that emerges from a dog's crotch. also known as the pink crayon or the pink lipstick

eww gross, your dogs got a red rocket, and he's dragging his ass all over the carpet.

by spanky March 21, 2005

A dog's erect penis. It looks like a shinny hot dog sticking out of a wool sock.

My dog has been fixed but for some reason he still gets a red rocket when we have steak or grilled cheeseburgers for dinner.

by King Kai February 10, 2005

by Ms.Sasquatch October 16, 2015

When a dog gets horny, his 'red rocket' will come out. It's the same as a boner

Samantha gave the dog a handjob, he got a red rocket. She should get arrested.

"Ick Bear, get your red rocket off of my leg!"

by Big Pimp Johnson November 05, 2008